Why are ghosts always single?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Where do pigs learn magic?