Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How was the wedding?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Where do surfers go to school?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?