How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?