What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How long will dinner be?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?