Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?