Which famous author is also a ruler?
Stephen King.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Surprise!!!!
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?