What did the bread do on vacation?
What did summer say to spring?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's the loudest sport?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?