Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
I'm not a bad putter.
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?