What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Can February March?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?