What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
My brother is my partner in crime.