Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why are maps such great therapists?
When do mice play every day?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did you learn in school today, son?
How do you get a country girl to like you?