Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?