What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Which animal should never work for the government?
When do cows get tired?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?