What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What table can you never sit at?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
When do cows get tired?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
How long will dinner be?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?