Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?