Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What does winter fat turn into?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How was the wedding?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?