Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What nationality are most fish?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What animals love to close envelopes?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?