How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?