What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Mice cubes.
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the cat so small?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?