What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?