What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why are winter days great?
Which family member is always relieved?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What animal loves Indian food?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?