What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What fish sings the best?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How do fleas travel?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?