What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?