What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?