What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How do you arrest a pig?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?