Where do books love to go on vacation?
A theme park.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How did groundhogs get their name?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
It's allergy season again?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Which animal will never go bald?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Which state has the best streets?