What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What animal knows kung fu?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call the dog magician?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?