Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
When should you start writing a book?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why are bakers paid so much money?