Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What shape is bad at driving?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why do baseball players love bowling?