Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?