Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do math teachers eat?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you call a Russian flea?