What do you call a cow with two legs?
What shape has a knighthood?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why are bakers paid so much money?