What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs would love us even if we couldn't use the can opener.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What shape has a knighthood?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did the sick chicken say?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why was the horse so happy?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?