What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs would love us even if we couldn't use the can opener.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why was the bud so shy?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How does a cow do math?