What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How do automobiles fly?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do fish use for glasses?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?