What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How do you cut the ocean in two?