What kind of bird can write?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's a dog's favorite book?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Which bug is related to you?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?