Why do dogs run in circles?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Where do actors go to pray?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?