What do frogs drink in the winter?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How long do chickens work?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What kind of music do planets like?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How did the tree get lost?
OK, that's enough fish puns.