Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How do chickens leave the highway?