What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What sweet treat never panics?
How is life like toilet paper?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?