What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
Which relative loves rice?
What makes music in your hair?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How do you get straight A's?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?