What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why are books always so angry?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?