What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
What is the coolest country?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call an Irish spider?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do cats wear to work?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What bird is always sad?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is another term for the price of gas?