What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
How do you get kids to do something?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?