Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How does a penguin build its house?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?