Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why was the bud so shy?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What is the smallest lion?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?