Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the world's weakest animal?
When does a horse talk?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why do mice need oiling?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?