Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How do billboards talk?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?