What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?