What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do stars go to college?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's the loudest sport?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?