What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
It cracked up!
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?