What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
When do flowers get their workout in?
How do you make a cow float?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why was the fish so smart?
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How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's the politest month?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?