Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What birds make average students?
What season begins with a thud?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Do dads always snore?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?