Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do nosey peppers do?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?