Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?