Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?