How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?