How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Did you know about April 1st?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?