How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
We had a discussion about roses.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What animals make the best students?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?