What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?