Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Because they're always making a racket!
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What color are all the books in the library?