Why did the tomato turn red?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.