Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Because they're always making a racket!
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How do you make a cow float?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?