Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Yes, it's February 14th.
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How do frogs get to work?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do birds serve on Halloween?