What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why was the cat so small?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the pen say to the pencil?