What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Spring!
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?