Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why are baseball games at night?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?