What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.