What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How do you make a bear really angry?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What kind of bird can write?