How do bears keep cool?
They use bear-conditioning.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do math teachers eat?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?