How do bears keep cool?
They use bear-conditioning.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?