What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What goes zzub, zzub?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What animal loves Indian food?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?