Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which insect is the smartest?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?