What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
It's allergy season again?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a short cow?