Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's the most common blood type for insects?