Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
When does a horse talk?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do elves learn in school?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?