What part of a football field is never the same?
What does a lion call an antelope?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What name sounds like the past tense?
I'm not a bad putter.
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why are baseball games at night?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?