Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What animal makes the best lunches?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the confused bee say?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?