What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the pen say to the pencil?