What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What utensil does water use to eat?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?