How long will dinner be?
What do math teachers eat?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.