My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Where do stars go to college?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?