Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Where do actors go to pray?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why is the piano so hard to open?