What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why are grandkids so great?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?