What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?