What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?