What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?