What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Can February March?