What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Where do cows go for lunch?