What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
What is the strongest animal?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What animal knows kung fu?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How can you farm during the winter?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a small mom?