What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Which former US President was always cold?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?