What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
When do mice play every day?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?