What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Which cats have the best manners?
What are you studying in math?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?