What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What utensil does water use to eat?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?