What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
When does a horse talk?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?