Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?