What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Let that mango.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?