What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?