What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
How did groundhogs get their name?