What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What animal loves a baseball game?
When do cows get tired?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's the noisiest food?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How do billboards talk?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How do you make antifreeze?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the painter say to the wall?