What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
What do you call two birds in love?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Who are crows' favorite family members?