What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do fairies always drink?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why are frogs always so happy?