Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How do you measure a millennial?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's a bee's favorite novel?