How long will dinner be?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
A book just fell on my head.
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How is cat food sold?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?