Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What does an evil hen lay?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's the holiest insect?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?