What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where do ships always get stuck?