What happens when a frog's car dies?
He has it toad.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a tired tree?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?