Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
What did the bread do on vacation?
When do mice play every day?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do horses say to greet each other?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?