Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
How do you care for a sick bird?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?