Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do fairies always drink?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How do you organize a space party?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?