What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Planters®.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why are grandkids so great?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
When do astronauts eat?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?