Why can't you trust a pig?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's the noisiest food?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?