What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a henway?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do cats wear to work?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?