What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What color are all the books in the library?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What animals make the best students?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?