What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?