How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why is summer always sad?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?