What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Where do ants go to eat?