How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?