What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?