What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
Where do books sleep?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?