What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How does a taco bless the table?