What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is the loneliest cheese?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the student always get straight A's?