What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Which family member is always relieved?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why are all priests fit?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?