What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Do dads always snore?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?