Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What condiment has wings?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?