Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's a forklift?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?