What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the confused bee say?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Do dads always snore?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How are mountains able to see?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
