What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What was the first animal in space?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do cats love to work?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?