Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
How do you make a bear really angry?